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I'm late!
Oh, pretty high school girl!
Let's go! My patented paralyzing attack!
I can't move!
Aaaand...
My patented... clairvoyance.
No! Stop it!
Oh, I'm gonna kick that shyness up a notch! No! Stop it!
More! Down further!
No! Stop! A little more. All the way!
That's enough!
WHO DARES?!
A high school girl! And she's cute, too!
We predicted your crime 5 minutes ago!
My code name is Kitty Cat, and I'm here to do my duty!
A BABEL special esper?!
Exactly! Get going, Kitty Cat! Naomi!
Right, Supervisor Tanizaki!
Yikes, I'm in trouble.
Special Esper! KITTY CAT!
Released!
PSYCHIC STUN SUBJECTION!
Supervisor Tanizaki!
How dare you do that to him! I won't forgive you!
PSYCHIC STUN SUBJECTION!
Supervisor!
Supervisor! Are you okay, Supervisor Tanizaki?!
Dunno what happened, but I'm saved.
So long!
N-Naomi...
Supervisor!
For you...
Supervisor Tanizaki!
I would die...
Supervisor! Supervisor Tanizaki!
Kanari kiteru Muteki no Power!
Maji de ii kanji
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Ashita e saa ikou!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Zettai!
Zettai Karen Children
Daitan!
Fureau dake de wakaru
Kokoro no limiter
Tokihanatareta hora
Yes! Change the world!
Atsui battle Nandomo try!
Real wo tsuranuite
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Thrill ga SAIKOU!
Yuuki ga sekai no yami wo terashi hajimeru
Anata ga kureta kiseki afureru
Darenimo nitenai egao hokori ni shitara
Mirai wo ima koeyou
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Saidai!
Daitan!
Naomi Umegae, age 16.
Level 6 psychokinetic.
Ah, accurate and reliable on the job, as always.
Not to mention tidy, serious, and lovely!
Truly, she is an ideal special esper!
4rd sense. "An Enchanting Sight of Spring! Go, Go, Pretty High School Girl!" Truly, she is an ideal special esper!
4rd sense. "An Enchanting Sight of Spring! Go, Go, Pretty High School Girl!"
Is the pervy tone my imagination?
Oh, I'll be as hot as her in no time.
Forget it, Kaoru.
Your liveliness now makes you very charming right now!
Now, come! Fly to my bosom!
Jealous of my lovely Naomi, Minamoto?
Huh? Um, can I please not answer that?
GLARE
You have a right to be jealous!
Compared to your second-rate children, Naomi is first-class goods!
GRR...
You aren't second-rate!
Now, come! Fly to my bosom!
So, Chief, what's wrong with Kitty Cat? Now, come! Fly to my bosom!
Well, you see...
What?!
Huh?
Supervisor Tanizaki! Are you okay?! Naomi's ESP is?
I'm so sorry! Supervisor Tanizaki, speak to me! Yes, she's fallen into a serious slump lately.
Supervisor! She can't use her ESP well at all now.
It was my fault the suspect escaped...
and Supervisor Tanizaki was hurt.
I want to get better and live up to his expectations.
Isn't she a wonderful girl?
I've been instructing her since she was 12 years old.
Basically, what we need is a little time to find...
the cause of the lovely, beautiful Naomi's slump!
Unlike your espers, Naomi is a delicate thing!
But I doubt it'll be a problem, so please go to it!
By the way, why are you three here, too?
What's the prob? We're worried about Naomi, too!
Exactly.
So, how's she look, Sakaki?
I see no abnormalities at all in her body or brain. Totally normal.
Meaning the problem's psychological?
Well?
See anything?
It's hazy, like something that even Naomi doesn't understand.
Even a Level 7 like Shiho can't see it...
Which mean the only way to find the cause of her slump...
will be a careful examination of her daily activities.
Kuretake Ryou.
The women's dorm for all BABEL staff over middle school age.
Probably the toughest place on Earth to get into!
Also known as the "Esper Girls Dorm."
Anyone who breaks in for a panty raid won't be coming out alive.
Man, an esper girls dorm! My blood boils at the thought!
And the creepy old guy vibe comes into view...
Oh, come on! It's a girls dorm!
A real man would get motivated by the thought of it!
We're here to find the cause of her slump, right?
Okay!
Morning, Naomi.
Morning.
Morning, Natsuko. Hotaru.
You're up so early, Naomi.
You could stay in bed till it's time for work.
Diligent as always, I see.
Unlike Natsuko.
Thanks, Naomi.
Still a little drunk from last night?
I can use my powers fine today.
Maybe now I can be useful to Supervisor Tanizaki.
She can use her psychic powers...
Oh, darn it! I blew my chance to see candid "getting-up-in-the-morning" scenes!
ICHIJO GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL
High-class girl's school, huh?
She rides the bus to school like everyone else.
High school girls! High school girls!
Now, since they won't let Sakaki or me in there...
Taken care of!
Don't worry.
We had the infiltration division send us disguises!
Try one on! Please! Do it!
C'mon, it's no big deal.
For the life experience!
Cut it out!
Instant costume exchange!
Sorry. Reflex.
I might just get into this! I look really cute, don't I?
Careful with jokes. Some people take them seriously.
He seems pretty serious.
You girls infiltrate the school.
This school's management is associated with BABEL.
You have permission to go in.
Us?
Into the school?
Morning!
G-Good morning. Class has already started.
Okay! I'll hurry!
This is the infiltration method...
employed by the special esper team The Children.
No one will ever suspect a thing!
A little to the right. Now left. Stairway to the right.
Aren't they going to be spotted?
Could you change out of that already?
I wanna see, too!
Shh!
I can't resist!
So many high school girls!
Young girls are so great!
School is pretty sweet!
Man, Kaoru really is a creepy old guy, at heart.
Whoa! The teacher's pretty hot, too!
I'd like to examine HER body and mind.
You're a creepy old guy, yourself.
So, this is what school's like, huh? I've never been in one.
Naomi gets to go, even though she's a Level 6.
School's a rare thing for them, huh? Come to think of it, Naomi...
I'm really grateful to Supervisor Tanizaki.
For raising me as an esper and having me go to school.
Maybe those girls can do it, too...
Perfect in class, perfect in sports... What's with Miss Super Perfect Girl?
There's nothing interesting about her at all.
There's gotta be something behind it. Gotta be! No way there's not!
What's eating you guys now?
But...
Naomi isn't that perfect a person!
Your curry udon soup!
See?
Oh, no! I was trying to be careful!
I'll never eat curry udon again!
You say that every day.
And you keep right on eating it.
But it looks so good!
Natural Creepy Old Guy Killer, huh?
Not just the old ones.
I'm so jealous of guys, able to get moe with this stuff so freely!
It pisses me off that nobody gets all moe for me!
I guess men just fall for girls like her.
Why couldn't we have been born high school girls?!
Would you quit talking crazy?!
You're all cute and you all have your good points!
Such as?
Huh? Um... Well...
I'm Naomi Umegae!
Ichiro Tanizaki. My turn-ons are...
School's over already...
Nothing really out of the ordinary.
Gotta be something! GOTTA BE!
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow! See you tomorrow!
For some reason, my bag suddenly feels lighter.
My, wasn't that lucky?
Yeah!
Using her psychic powers to casually help people. What a nice girl!
Looks like she's using her powers without any problem.
The bus is leaving! WAIT!
I'm home!
In the end, nothing happened at all.
We got a feast for the eyes, though.
And gave birth to some negative feelings, too.
So, the cause is something else, huh?
Okay.
PSYCHIC SMITHEREENS!
All right! Your turn, Naomi!
Right.
How's it going, Naomi?
Yes, sir. I think I'm fine today.
Just watch, please, Supervisor Tanizaki.
Huh?!
Sorry!
Please calm down, Tanizaki! She isn't better at all! You useless!
My darling, darling Naomi is suffering!
She was using her powers without any problems this afternoon. What's going on?!
BABEL COMMUNAL BATH - CHANGING ROOM
I need to find what's causing my slump and fix it fast...
so I can live up to Supervisor Tanizaki's expectations for me.
BABEL COMMUNAL BATH
You really are a nice person, Naomi.
BABEL COMMUNAL BATH And your wet, glowing skin in the bath is pretty nice, too!
She went into creepy old guy mode.
I can't control myself!
Just now, in Naomi's mind, I saw!
Kaoru, stop it.
C'mon, we're both girls! Lemme touch them!
Now I get it.
Say, Naomi, why don't you try fighting Kaoru?
Fight?
Um... Why dressed like this?
The situation is important.
Situation?
Oh, yes! Naomi looking embarrassed is so-o-o sexy!
Total creepy old guy, now.
Now, for this fight, Kaoru can attack as she wants,
but only Naomi's clothes.
Wh-Whoa! What's with the super sexy rule?!
I can do that?! Seriously?!
Aoi, you'll help Naomi to fight, okay?
Okay!
Okay, start!
Male hormones, ON!
Flipping creepy old guy switch!
Creepy old guys of the world, share your vitality with me!
No! No! No! You can't save the world with creepy old guy power!
Kaoru?
16-year-old Naomi, I shall taste your semi-nude shockwave!
PSYCHIC AIR-SLASHES!
Even your shriek is cute! So innocent!
Uh-oh! She's faster than usual!
Is this also the power of creepy old guys?!
For now, we run!
No, you don't!
Random Shadow Clones!
NO!
Oh, my hands are going crazy!
She did that on purpose!
This isn't going well! Naomi, fight back!
Dodging in this confined space will get us beaten!
But, my powers!
I don't mind The Children helping her out,
but they're so uncouth. I don't want them contaminating Naomi.
Being couth and uncouth has nothing to do with psychic powers!
It does! I am raising her to be an ideal woman in every way!
Ideal...
...woman?
There are no ideal women walking around these days!
So, I'll craft one myself, harvest her, and then marry her!
He's a monster! He's a monster!
That day is fast approaching...
My sweet Naomi...
BLUE SKIES HOUSING NEW OWNER
I'm home, Naomi!
Welcome home, Supervisor.
Now, didn't I say you shouldn't call me "supervisor" at home?
Oh. Welcome home, Darling.
"Darling"!
Darling, shall we eat? Or would you like a bath?
Or maybe you'd like...
Or, maybe... Or, maybe... Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Be jealous of me, you two!
My sweet Naomi!
Aren't you gonna fight back?
Next will be Aoi's turn...
No! Stop it!
Just now, in my heart, I saw!
The more you resist, the hotter it gets me!
I love how you keep saying "No! No!"
C'mon, c'mon, aren't you going to run anymore?!
That's it, Kaoru!
The thing in my heart holding me back is!
Sorry to interrupt training, but the precogs just predicted a crime! Move out!
My patented paralyzing attack!
This creep again?!
My patented clairvoyance!
And away they go! Away they go!
I can see! I can see!
Hold it!
Who?!
You won't escape this time!
The special esper again?
Code name, Kitty Cat! And I'm here to do my duty!
Dammit, I'll! Um, what's with your clothes?
Yes! Peek-a-boo nudity with a high school girl!
And the embarrassment... Nothing's hotter than that!
TOO HOT!
I'm gonna take it up a notch!
Super patented clairvoyance!
M-My body!
I can see!
Yes! Transparent! Her uniform's transparent! No! Stop it! Stop it, please! Stop!
I can see! I can see! I can see!
I CAN SEE!
Huh?
You're... not wearing any...
NAOMI!
Are you all right, Kitty Cat?! My Naomi!
"My?"
Why, you... What have you done to the girl I've poured so much work into?!
Who are you? I like seeing underwear! Why isn't she wearing any?!
What nonsense is that?! Something's... coming.
If you want to see that, then... Something's... coming.
The thing in my heart holding me back is... Is!
Hey!
I... I hate... I really hate!
CREEPY OLD GUYS!
YOU CREEPY MIDDLE-AGED PERVERTS!
N-Naomi!
I hate your oily eyes on me!
The creepy way you use your hands! I hate everything about you!
But, I had my reasons! I want you to be ideal!
Shut up! Don't talk! Don't breathe! Don't move! Don't look at me!
SHUT UP!
What the?!
Looks like Naomi's heart has finally been released.
The truth is, she hates creepy old guys like Supervisor Tanizaki.
That was the cause of her slump.
I just played at being like those two pervs...
to release her true feelings.
Was that really an act, though?
My... wild... Naomi...
You've taken another step towards being my ideal woman.
Good morning, Chief!
Ah, good morning, Naomi!
I see Naomi's back to her old self. Good, good.
I hope she turns back to her old self.
Incident alert. Special espers, move out.
Let's go, my Naomi.
I said keep your hands off me, you creep!
There she is! There she is!
She drives me wild!
Um... Naomi?
Yes!
Naomi Umegae, code name "Wild Cat"...
Moving out!
Kakushitemo muda da yo
Nandemo zenbu wakaru
Fushigi ja nai yo datte atshi wa
Anata wo ai shite n da mon
Hora kochi muite
Maji de love x love musubaru no wa
Zettai nan desu!
Zutto eien fuhen
Endless kara sekaiju ni zettai sengen!
Mou uketomtete
Futari love x love musubaru no wa
Zettai nan desu!
Yappa daian kibou
San Pietro de chikau ai no
Zettai sengen!
NEXT EPISODE
Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
School?
They'd normally be going to elementary school, right?
They receive age-appropriate instruction here at BABEL.
I don't think there's any problem.
School, huh? That's gonna be a pain.
It might be good for killing time, though.
It's for a mission, so it can't be helped.
Zettai Karen Children, episode 5!
Carelessness is the Greatest Enemy! No Normals Allowed, Okay?
Just when I thought things had settled down...
Carelessness is the Greatest Enemy! No Normals Allowed, Okay? Just when I thought things had settled down...
Carelessness is the Greatest Enemy! No Normals Allowed, Okay? We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Carelessness is the Greatest Enemy! No Normals Allowed, Okay?